A house full of human stuff...

How do you humans do it? Living in these houses with all sorts of scary things!!

I'll admit, my new place is a bit much for me right now. Even though I ran away from my old home a lot and got to see lots of really cool stuff, I never really got used to loud noises. And because I never spent too much time in a human house, there's lots of things at my new house that scare me!

Like the monster in our kitchen. Mom says it's just the "dish washer", I don't think it's washing dishes though - I think it's eating them! And it probably wants to eat me next!

There's a scary whirlygig in the den. Mom says it's a "ceiling fan", but I'm pretty sure it chops heads off. I mean, have you seen one of those things?? Yeesh!

And then there's the whole issue of going out to do my business. Mom says I have to be on a "harness" & leash until she's sure I won't take off from her yard (moms house & yard had to be approved by the rescue, but I'm super good at figuring out a getaway)! By "harness" I think she meant, small torture device. I mean, it's not so bad once it's on...but, oh, who am I kidding...(see the picture of me in it above for my true feelings on the subject).

Mom says we're going to do some "counter-conditioning and desensitization"...holy batman those are big words. Mom says it will be fun, and it involves food...oh good...I hope that means we feed the "dish washer"  monster so it doesn't eat me!

Woofs!